Script for Colin:

“Hello Imps,

Duggy here, wishing you all a happy 15th birthday. Sadly I couldn't be with you this year, but I'm actually attending the Bristol Improv Marathon at the Bristol Improv Theatre in Bristol where I live.

Directing the Imps is still one of my proudest achievements, second only to growing my beard. I'd like to wish you all the best for the rest of the year and for Edinburgh, where I am from.

I am Duggy.

I love you all deeply and romantically, in a complicated way.”